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WHEN I FIRST THOUGHT OF THIS YOU DIDN’T EVEN HAVE HANDS UP THERE — YOU WERE JUST WALKING STRAIGHT UP THE WALL.

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DON’T JUST SAY “RELAX,” ACTUALLY RELAX.

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SO NOW EVERY TIME I’M ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING I REALLY WANT TO DO, I ASK MYSELF, “WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT IS THIS?”

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CUT TO: WE’RE CHATTING ABOUT THIS AT YOUR BACHELOR PARTY.

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I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.

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THAT WAS THE EARTH TELLING ME I’M SUPPOSED TO DO SOMETHING GREAT.

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