Rob Schneider
Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Animal, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmers, and Grown Ups.
Known For | Acting |
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Most Rating | 26.212 |
Birthday | 1963-10-31 |
Place of Birth | San Francisco, California, USA |
Also Known As | Robert Schneider, Robert "Rob" Schneider, راب اشنایدر, راب اشنیدر, |
2023
Leo
7.4/1194
Jaded 74-year-old lizard Leo has been stuck in the same Florida classroom for decades with his terrarium-mate turtle. When he learns he only has one y...
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Leo
2008
Bedtime Stories
6.147/2835
Skeeter Bronson is a down-on-his-luck guy who's always telling bedtime stories to his niece and nephew. But his life is turned upside down when the fa...
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Bedtime Stories
1992
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
6.8/9811
Instead of flying to Florida with his folks, Kevin ends up alone in New York, where he gets a hotel room with his dad's credit card—despite problems f...
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
2004
50 First Dates
6.865/7236
Henry is a player skilled at seducing women. But when this veterinarian meets Lucy, a girl with a quirky problem when it comes to total recall, he rea...
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50 First Dates
2008
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
5.7/3798
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do any...
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You Don't Mess with the Zohan
1998
The Waterboy
6.048/1839
Bobby Boucher is a water boy for a struggling college football team. The coach discovers Boucher's hidden rage makes him a tackling machine whose bone...
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The Waterboy
2006
Comedy Club Shoot-out: Vol. 1
0/0
Buckle your seat belts and hang on for a rowdy ride with this stellar compilation of outstanding routines from many of today's most talented comedians...
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Comedy Club Shoot-out: Vol. 1
1999
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
5.977/1413
Deuce Bigalow is a less than attractive, down on his luck aquarium cleaner. One day he wrecks the house of a gigolo and needs quick money to repair it...
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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
2001
The Animal
5.109/1250
When loser Marvin Mange is involved in a horrible car accident, he's brought back to life by a deranged scientist as half man and half animal. His new...
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The Animal
1991
Necessary Roughness
5.496/123
When the Texas State University Fightin' Armadillos football team is disqualified for cheating and poor grades, the University is forced to pick from...
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Necessary Roughness
2001
The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner
6/10
The Comedy Central Roasts are a series of celebrity roast specials which air on the Comedy Central cable network. This one is for Hugh Hefner.
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The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner
2005
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
5.269/926
Deuce Bigalow goes to Amsterdam after a little accident including two irritating kids and a bunch of aggressive dolphins. There he meets up with his o...
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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
1993
Surf Ninjas
5.011/141
Two Asian-American "surfer-dude" brothers discover they are the long lost princes from a China Sea Island. Part of their inheritance includes magicall...
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Surf Ninjas
2009
American Virgin
5/162
A Freshman College Girl on a scholarship from an abstinence group that advocates saving sex until marriage discovers that her antics on a night of deb...
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American Virgin
2002
The Hot Chick
6.4/2019
Not only is Jessica Spencer the most popular girl in school -- she is also the meanest. But things change for the attractive teen when a freak acciden...
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The Hot Chick
1999
Big Daddy
6.486/3290
A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.
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Big Daddy
1995
Judge Dredd
5.815/2495
In a dystopian future, Dredd, the most famous judge (a cop with instant field judiciary powers) is convicted for a crime he did not commit while his m...
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Judge Dredd
1996
Down Periscope
6.3/459
Maverick Navy Lieutenant Commander Tom Dodge will never be a textbook officer, but he's a brilliant seaman who's always wanted to command a nuclear su...
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Down Periscope
1993
Demolition Man
6.724/3733
Simon Phoenix, a violent criminal cryogenically frozen in 1996, escapes during a parole hearing in 2032 in the utopia of San Angeles. Police are incap...
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Demolition Man
2005
The Longest Yard
6.7/3395
Disgraced pro football quarterback Paul Crewe lands in a Texas federal penitentiary, where manipulative Warden Hazen recruits him to advise the instit...
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The Longest Yard
2006
The Benchwarmers
5.85/879
A trio of guys try and make up for missed opportunities in childhood by forming a three-player baseball team to compete against standard little league...
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The Benchwarmers
2002
Eight Crazy Nights
5.191/329
Davey Stone, a 33-year old party animal, finds himself in trouble with the law after his wild ways go too far.
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Eight Crazy Nights
2007
Big Stan
6.585/920
A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial ar...
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Big Stan
2008
American Crude
4.077/26
Quite a bit can happen over the course of a single day in L.A., and when smooth-talking scam artist Johnny decides to throw a bachelor party for his b...
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American Crude
2007
Legend of the Sea
7/1
Legend of the Sea tells the story of a prince, Little Dragon, who loses a king’s treasure and source of power, the Luminous Pearl, as well as his fath...
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Legend of the Sea
2005
The Aristocrats
5.9/163
One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.
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The Aristocrats
1998
Knock Off
5.3/362
A fashion designer and his CIA agent business partner must join forces to stop a group of terrorists from smuggling explosives in counterfeit jeans du...
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Knock Off
2010
The Chosen One
4.5/45
Paul is an ordinary man who is at the end of his rope. He hates his job, his beautiful wife has left him, and his mother and gay, Buddhist-monk brothe...
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The Chosen One
2010
Grown Ups
6.4/6178
After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.
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Grown Ups
2006
Shark Bait
4.953/244
After losing everything, a young fish, Pi, goes to live with his family on the Reef. There he meets the love of his life but finds that she already ha...
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Shark Bait
2009
Wild Cherry
4.5/43
A virginal high school senior decides to get revenge on her jock boyfriend when she discovers he's only dating her in hopes that she'll end up in his...
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Wild Cherry
2011
You May Not Kiss the Bride
5.6/189
Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and s...
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You May Not Kiss the Bride
1998
Susan's Plan
4.8/23
Susan wants her reprehensible ex-husband dead and, in several bungled attempts by henchmen, tries to accomplish the deed.
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Susan's Plan
1993
Buddy
5/1
Two buddies, two dudes and two homies hang out on a train.
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Buddy
2023
Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
4.8/4
Rob Schneider has come off his sold-out comedy tour where he maneuvers his audience through the culture wars and the struggle to keep sane in a world...
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Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
2021
The One and Only Dick Gregory
7.8/4
This revealing portrait of comedian, activist, pop-culture icon and thought leader Dick Gregory documents his many personal reinventions throughout t...
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The One and Only Dick Gregory
2013
InAPPropriate Comedy
3.1/92
A no-nonsense cop has a flair for fashion and a celebrity takes revenge on the paparazzi in a collection of comedic sketches.
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InAPPropriate Comedy
2012
The Outback
5.7/45
Being teased for his color, Johnny the white koala joins a traveling carnival with Hamish, a Tasmanian devil, and Higgens, a photographer monkey as ta...
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The Outback
2012
Dino Time
5.8/74
Young daredevil Ernie, his sister Julia, and his best friend Max accidentally trip a time-machine into operation and find themselves transported back...
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Dino Time
Amor es amor
0/0
Enrique Juarez is an up-and-coming Mexican Telenovela actor on the verge of becoming a leading man, that has to hide his true self in order to achieve...
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Amor es amor
2013
Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
5.3/10
"SNL" alum Rob Schneider takes to the stage (as himself) to examine the bizarre nature of fame, the woes of aging and the virtue of sweatpants. Known...
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Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
1999
Muppets from Space
6.041/327
When Gonzo's breakfast cereal tells him that he's the descendant of aliens from another planet, his attempts at extraterrestrial communication get him...
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Muppets from Space
1989
The 13th Annual Young Comedians Show
0/0
Saw the first 12? You ain't seen nothin' yet! Dennis Miller leads this parade of hot-'n'-heavy comics in their uncensored, live-mike routines. Catch s...
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The 13th Annual Young Comedians Show
2016
Norm of the North
4.64/340
Polar bear Norm and his three Arctic lemming buddies are forced out into the world once their icy home begins melting and breaking apart. Landing in N...
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Norm of the North
2014
Wings: Sky Force Heroes
4.8/9
When Ace, a cocky young firefighter, defies his orders and recklessly puts his team in jeopardy, he resigns to the coal mines. Until one day he gets t...
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Wings: Sky Force Heroes
1993
The Beverly Hillbillies
6.3/539
Jed Clampett and kin move from Arkansas to Beverly Hills when he becomes a billionaire, after an oil strike. The country folk are very naive with rega...
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The Beverly Hillbillies
2014
3 Still Standing
6/1
Three stand-up comedians seek fame and fortune in the hottest comedy scene in the world: San Francisco in the 1980s.
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3 Still Standing
2014
Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas
5.1/14
This isn't just a Christmas miracle... It's Christmas magic! In this heart-warming family tale, rescue dog Shelby manages to escape the dog pound on C...
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Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas
2014
Jungle Shuffle
5.1/16
In this turbulent jungle adventure an outcast coati male has to team up with a quirky spider monkey to save a coati princess from the hands of a human...
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Jungle Shuffle
2012
The Reef 2: High Tide
4.4/54
Trained in the skills of sea power, Pi the fish can fight a shark, sink a squid or batter any random predator that ever threatens his friends and neig...
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The Reef 2: High Tide
2003
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley
7.6/28
He's gone-but he'll never be forgotten. The best of Chris Farley's wildly funny SNL performances are here, including motivational speaker Matt Foley,...
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Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley
The Animal 2
0/0
Marvin Mange, now an old dog, needs to learn new tricks as he hunts down a new uber-animal with powers far beyond his own.
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The Animal 2
1998
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998
0/0
This special provides a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the annual "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue available on newsstands February 18, 19...
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Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998
1996
The Adventures of Pinocchio
5.3/227
One of puppet-maker Geppetto's creations comes magically to life. This puppet, Pinocchio, has one major desire and that is to become a real boy someda...
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The Adventures of Pinocchio
1998
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
7.7/15
Classic Saturday Night Live skits featuring the hilarious Phil Hartman.
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Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
2006
Click
6.292/7071
A married workaholic, Michael Newman doesn't have time for his wife and children, not if he's to impress his ungrateful boss and earn a well-deserved...
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Click
2013
Frog Kingdom
4.7/18
Princess Froglegs goes undercover to compete in her father's Froglympics in order to avoid being married off to a male suitor.
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Frog Kingdom
2015
The Ridiculous 6
5.215/1419
When his long-lost outlaw father returns, Tommy "White Knife" Stockburn goes on an adventure-filled journey across the Old West with his five brothers...
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The Ridiculous 6
2015
OMG, I'm a Robot!
6.8/10
A sensitive guy finds out he's... a robot.
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OMG, I'm a Robot!
2024
Dead Wrong
3/4
A narcissist concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that ignites a violent chain reaction and overwhelms the lives of those around him.
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Dead Wrong
2024
Triumph Presents: Let's Make a Poop Live
10/1
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog hosts his game show "Let's Make a Poop" live from the Castro Theatre at SF Sketchfest. With announcer Michael Winslow, g...
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Triumph Presents: Let's Make a Poop Live
2015
Pups United
4.8/4
A ragtag gang of international talking-dog mascots must save the day and foil the plot of villains planning to sabotage the Youth World Cup soccer fin...
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Pups United
2004
Around the World in 80 Days
5.938/2526
A bet pits a British inventor, a Chinese thief and a French artist on a worldwide adventure that they can circle the globe in 80 days.
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Around the World in 80 Days
1999
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler
6.4/21
Before he was Happy Gilmore, Little Nicky, The Waterboy, or Billy Madison, Adam Sandler was doing Saturday Night Live playing hilarious characters and...
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Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler
2017
Sandy Wexler
5.5/550
When a hapless but dedicated talent manager signs his first client who actually has talent, his career finally starts to take off.
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Sandy Wexler
2010
2010 San Francisco Giants: The Official World Series Film
10/1
The Giants won their sixth World Series championship by beating the Texas Rangers four games to one in the 2010 World Series. Now you can relive the s...
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2010 San Francisco Giants: The Official World Series Film
1998
Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live
7.5/2
Adam Sandler, David Spade, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider and Chris Farley put together this hilarious Saturday Night Live sketch celebration! With each on...
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Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live
2024
Adam Sandler: Love You
6.096/26
Adam Sandler hits the stage for a thrillingly unpredictable comedy special featuring songs, jokes, party-crashing dogs, and plenty of love.
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Adam Sandler: Love You
2007
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
6.1/2341
Firefighters Chuck Ford and Larry Valentine are guy's guys, loyal to the core—which is why when widower Larry asks Chuck to pose as his lover so that...
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I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
2003
The Electric Piper
5.7/3
Based on the classic tale of the Pied Piper, this Rock-Opera themed cartoon tells the tale of the 1960s small suburban town of Hamlin, which has been...
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The Electric Piper
2006
Grandma's Boy
6.5/669
Even though he's 35, Alex acts more like he's 13, spending his days as the world's oldest video game tester and his evenings developing the next big X...
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Grandma's Boy
2006
Little Man
5.9/1742
After leaving the prison, the dwarf criminal Calvin Sims joins to his moron brother Percy to steal an expensive huge diamond in a jewelry for the mobs...
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Little Man
2000
Little Nicky
5.862/1828
After the lord of darkness decides he will not cede his throne to any of his three sons, the two most powerful of them escape to Earth to create a kin...
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Little Nicky
2012
Wings
3.9/28
In the weeks leading up to the grand air show young Su-27 fighter by the name of Knight comes to the disciples to aircraft leading figures, which are...
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Wings
2015
Max Amini: Authentically Absurd
0/0
Max Amini’s hour-long stand-up special
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Max Amini: Authentically Absurd
1990
Martians Go Home
4.1/20
Song writer Mark Devereaux accidentally calls millions of green Martians to invade Earth. No they aren't dangerous, just wise-cracking, intrusive, pai...
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Martians Go Home
2001
Playboy Mansion Parties Uncensored
6.9/7
See inside the exclusive Playboy Mansion, with parties attended by all the A-List celebrities
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Playboy Mansion Parties Uncensored
2002
Mr. Deeds
5.893/2298
When Longfellow Deeds, a small-town pizzeria owner and poet, inherits $40 billion from his deceased uncle, he quickly begins rolling in a different ki...
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Mr. Deeds
1995
Stallone's Law: The Making of 'Judge Dredd'
1.5/2
Documentary on the making of the 1995 film 'Judge Dredd.'
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Stallone's Law: The Making of 'Judge Dredd'
2007
Juliana and the Medicine Fish
0/0
Schneider will play a father who is trying to save his troubled fishing lodge as well as his relationship with his 12-year-old daughter, who uncovers...
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Juliana and the Medicine Fish
2018
Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh
7.2/120
Adam Sandler takes his comical musical musings back out on the road, from comedy clubs to concert halls to one very unsuspecting subway station.
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Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh
2006
Kings of Comedy USA
6.8/4
This DVD features the instantly recognisable names and faces of the US Kings Of Comedy: Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Tim Allen, Kelsey Gr...
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Kings of Comedy USA
2000
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
0/0
"Saturday Night Live" alum Rob Schneider brings his offbeat humor to the sexy SI annual Swimsuit video as he frolics on the beaches with models like V...
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Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
2020
Hubie Halloween
5.924/1645
Hubie Dubois, despite his devotion to his hometown of Salem, Massachusetts (and its legendary Halloween celebration), is a figure of mockery for kids...
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Hubie Halloween
2020
The Wrong Missy
6.152/1185
A guy meets the woman of his dreams and invites her to his company's corporate retreat, but realizes he sent the invite to the wrong person.
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The Wrong Missy
2020
Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
6/17
Former "Saturday Night Live" star Rob Schneider returns to the stage and shares his take on life, love and dinosaur dreams in this stand-up special. E...
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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
2012
The Adventures of Panda Warrior
2.5/19
A peace-loving soldier from Ancient China is magically transported into a world ruled by an evil nine-headed snake. Transformed into a panda, he joins...
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The Adventures of Panda Warrior
2020
Best of Stand-up 2020
5.975/20
Unnecessary milk substitutes. Bad passwords. Burlap underpants. 2020 may have sucked, but thankfully the jokes didn't.
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Best of Stand-up 2020
2005
Back to Norm
6/1
TV pilot for a sketch comedy show starring Norm MacDonald
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Back to Norm
2021
Pups Alone
5.9/56
After receiving an exciting new job opportunity at a cutting edge Pet Invention company, Robert, his teenage daughter Jenna and their trusty and speci...
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Pups Alone
2022
Home Team
6.679/741
Two years after a Super Bowl win when NFL head coach Sean Payton is suspended, he goes back to his hometown and finds himself reconnecting with his 12...
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Home Team
2022
Daddy Daughter Trip
7.7/25
A 2nd grader dreams of a fun-filled spring break vacation—but her family can’t afford it. Against the better judgement of her mother, and with only co...
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Daddy Daughter Trip
Pledge Trip
0/0
In a pursuit to belong, three college freshmen take off down a twisted, debauched, pride-busting road to brotherhood.
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